Launching soon: new charcuterie flavor drop + founders pass available now.
Our first product drop lands Summer 2026. Until then, you can reserve a Founder's Pass (100 spots, lifetime 15% off, free product at launch) or sign up to be notified when we open.
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15% off everything, foreverNo expiration. No catch. Every wheel, every jar, every scoop. One product of your choice at launchRedeem for any item once we're o...
COMING SUMMER 2026Classic Frozen Custard (Pint)
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COMING SUMMER 2026Classic Gouda
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COMING SUMMER 2026Full-Fat Mozzarella
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COMING SUMMER 2026Hollandaise Honey Butter
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COMING SUMMER 2026Mumbo Sauce Cream Cheese
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COMING SUMMER 2026True-Blue Cheese
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COMING SUMMER 2026