Launching soon: new charcuterie flavor drop + founders pass available now.

Our first product drop lands Summer 2026. Until then, you can reserve a Founder's Pass (100 spots, lifetime 15% off, free product at launch) or sign up to be notified when we open.

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Founder's Pass

15% off everything, foreverNo expiration. No catch. Every wheel, every jar, every scoop. One product of your choice at launchRedeem for any item once we're o...

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9 products
Classic GoudaCOMING SUMMER 2026

Classic Gouda

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True-Blue CheeseCOMING SUMMER 2026

True-Blue Cheese

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Mumbo Sauce Cream CheeseCOMING SUMMER 2026

Mumbo Sauce Cream Cheese

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Full-Fat MozzarellaCOMING SUMMER 2026

Full-Fat Mozzarella

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WagasiCOMING SUMMER 2026
Hollandaise Honey ButterCOMING SUMMER 2026

Hollandaise Honey Butter

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Classic Frozen Custard (Pint)COMING SUMMER 2026

Classic Frozen Custard (Pint)

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